Do you have a minute to talk? I just need to tell you something your father and I have to decided to do.. Oh no sweetie, it’s nothing bad. We’re not getting divorced. We’ve just decided to have an open relationship. He just wants me to be fully satisfied. Well yes, that does mean I’ll have sex with other men. I just wanted you to hear it from me, before you saw something that confused you… I’m still your step mom, I don’t know how much more I should tell you…

***Starring Brianna Beach***